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BUSTED [LP] (2022)

by The Quick Fix

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The REAL Dick [feat. Horse Mackerel] 02:30
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《●》LYRICS: “I’m standing here with local assholes, The Quick Fix. You’ve pissed-off everybody, gentlemen.” DAMN RIGHT! “The walls are closing in: You’re in the corner... What are you going to do??” …I’m gonna whip out my REAL dick. I ain’t in the mood mutha fuckas! (That’s right! That’s right!) That’s all I know fo’sho… (Whip out my REAL dick!) I ain’t in the mood mutha fucka! (*screams* Whip out my REAL dick!!) (Awww yeeeaaa!!!) My REAL dick comes equipped with a scope and a grip on top of it. Fully decked-out; I’ma ball wit it. Put a beam on the tip, I’ma fuck ya tits. (I’ma fuck ya tits!) Drop a dong-bomb on ya bitch and dip. ‘Deez nutz bust caps like banana clips. I’m goin’ fully automatic on a REAL dick blitz! I don’t fire blanks—CONGRATULATIONS! 9-months later, I got another kid, And one more bitch with a courtesy-stitch. Because love is war! And I’m a kind gentleman: I’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my REAL dick! Uhh! (You gonna get what you deserve.) Yea I’ll pop ya brain with my REAL dick! (You gonna get what you deserve--) Take ya out to Fro-Yo, give ya soft-serve. YA FINNA CATCH HANDS MUTHA FUCKA! You gonna get what you deserve… Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas! Lean back! Big dick swingin’! Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’! Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning: God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’! Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick! I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!) Ya talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?...(WHAAAAAAT!!!) Gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha Mama’s crib… Yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip— Another notch on the stalk of my cock for a dead snitch. Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix? I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch! Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix? I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch! **gun fire and metal casings hit the floor** SHIT! (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch! Rat-a-tat-tat! Ya ass is gonna get whacked! (Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!) Hey! Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas!!! Lean back! Big dick swingin’! Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’! Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning: God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’! Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick! I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (UHHH!!) Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Got treats in my pocket for the K-9 unit… Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick! Saltpeter on my cock to keep me from doin’ it … So come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! That REAL shit!! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! My REAL dick!! << *END* >> The Quick Fix - "The REAL Dick," from the debut album, "BUSTED." © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited. All songs and audio productions are written, performed, recorded and produced by DJ dad-E and Fresh Young Dolla (FY$) for The Quick Fix. All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. The Quick Fix - "BUSTED" (2022) [LP] ☆DISCLAIMER: The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.
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Autobiography (of FY$) 02:27
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Oath of the Cobras 02:56
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Monsters 03:16
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Intro.: Everybody’s a little afraid of the dark. But if you’re ever feeling brave… You can find me there... Verse 1: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’m a creature of the night; I’m not ya boyfriend. Suck ya pussy like Dracula, fuck ya like Frankenstein, Either way ya put it, I’m a monster between ya thighs. Hairy like the Wolman.  Hairy with a wolf dick. Make you my bitch then fuck your wolf tits! I’m not in love. You’re a cunt, but I like what I see. And I’m gonna grab ya by the pussy. You’re on the rag, and you’re nice and bloody— I’m a zombie…and ya sure look yummy. Trick'r treat, mother fucker!  I’m the real monster! I smash ya clam with my claws like a lobster. “Fuck ya, then kill ya, then bring ya back from the dead!” Chorus: ‘Cause I am a monster. And I’m not ashamed. I’m on the loose tonight, And I’m ready to play. Verse 2: We hook-up then I ghost ya, ‘Cause ya pussy’s bourgeois. (I’m so high-class, my crabs come from porn stars!) I wish we had chemistry. That would be great— But you call me The Thing after watching me mutate! Monster!  Gangster!  Entrepreneur! This my cavalier, cocksure overture. On my knees while ya breastfeed me, After gettin’ denied by The Human Centipede… Chorus: ‘Cause I am a monster. And I’m not ashamed. I’m on the loose tonight, And I’m ready to play. Post-chorus 1: Let’s bang (bang, bang, bang, bang)… Let’s bang. Don’t  monster-shame, bae. I was born this way, bae. I got a dick for real, bae— See my beast come out… Bridge: Now I’m headed out downtown, Lookin’ for trouble. Share a needle with a vagrant; Burst reality’s bubble. Now I’m feelin’ all the good things, Swingin’ as the worlds sing (Unseen colors to become a part of me). Let’s begin, Time and space is dead. King, I am: Watch me chop off your head! Verse 3: I am a Xenomorph facehugger, Deep-throatin’ ya. I’m Jekyll, AND Hyde— Ya know I’m a stud, right? Curse of The Mummy, While you’re in my tomb. 18 and up? You’re done and doomed! Chorus (x2): ‘Cause I am a monster. And I’m not ashamed. I’m on the loose tonight, And I’m ready to play. (Yer goddamn right!)
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Angels [feat. Horse Mackerel] 02:29
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6.
MEGAMEN 01:03
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D A D D Y G O T M O N E Y 01:24
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Blastin' Off! [feat. Horse Mackerel] 00:51
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Yes, Madam [feat. Madam Leiz] 01:28
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Yer Wife Call Me Wolfman [feat. Horse Mackerel & Young Fukk't Tha Pupp] 03:04
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Remdesivir (GS-5734) 01:41
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Pogs!!! 01:36
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Welcome Back to the Map... 02:05
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released December 30, 2022

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